Being a girl is silly.

Aunty Michelle: Hey boys, do you have a pencil sharpener I could borrow?
Ellis: Sure. What for?
Aunty Michelle: It’s to sharpen my eye-liner.
Ellis: What’s that?
Aunty Michelle: It’s a pencil —
Ellis: Can I use it?!
Aunty Michelle: No, it’s a special pencil used to, err… draw on my face.
Ellis: Can I draw on your face???
Aunty Michelle: No!

Make-up is weird, man.