January 2012
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Jan 7th
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Being a girl is silly.
Aunty Michelle: Hey boys, do you have a pencil sharpener I could borrow? Ellis: Sure. What for? Aunty Michelle: It’s to sharpen my eye-liner. Ellis: What’s that? Aunty Michelle: It’s a pencil — Ellis: Can I use it?! Aunty Michelle: No, it’s a special pencil used to, err… draw on my face. Ellis: Can I draw on your face??? Aunty Michelle: No! Make-up is weird,...
Jan 2nd
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December 2011
4 posts
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Dec 17th
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Dec 8th
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Dec 7th
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"When you get older, life seems to just sort of... →
Just trying to justify my 2 and a half years abroad.
Dec 6th
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November 2011
6 posts
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Nov 29th
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Nov 18th
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Nov 17th
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Nov 10th
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Nov 7th
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Nov 4th
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October 2011
5 posts
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Oct 28th
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Oct 27th
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Oct 26th
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Oct 4th
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Oct 2nd
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September 2011
6 posts
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Sep 25th
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Sep 19th
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Sep 15th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 12th
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Sep 9th
August 2011
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Aug 30th
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July 2011
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Jul 7th
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Jul 5th
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June 2011
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Jun 24th
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Jun 21st
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Jun 20th
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Jun 18th
I could be British!
Last few days at work, and inviting people to my leaving drinks. Me: Hey, come to my farewell drinks! American guy in office: YOU’RE LEAVING?! Me: Yeah, I’m going back to Australia. AGIO: YOU’RE AUSTRALIAN? Me: Err, yeah. Why, what do I sound like? AGIO: I dunno.. BRITISH! Me: Don’t I obviously have an Australian accent? AGIO: YOU DO NOW!!!
Jun 15th
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Jun 13th
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“Ooh, a lady rider! I vote for her! £1 each way, please. Go sister suffragette!”
– My excitement at backing a female jockey at Windsor Races. - 6th June 2011
Jun 7th
Jun 1st
May 2011
10 posts
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May 31st
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May 26th
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May 24th
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May 21st
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May 18th
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May 9th
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May 8th
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May 4th
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May 3rd
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May 1st
April 2011
14 posts
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Apr 27th
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Apr 25th
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Apr 22nd
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Apr 19th
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Apr 17th