January 2012
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Being a girl is silly.
Aunty Michelle: Hey boys, do you have a pencil sharpener I could borrow? Ellis: Sure. What for? Aunty Michelle: It’s to sharpen my eye-liner. Ellis: What’s that? Aunty Michelle: It’s a pencil — Ellis: Can I use it?! Aunty Michelle: No, it’s a special pencil used to, err… draw on my face. Ellis: Can I draw on your face??? Aunty Michelle: No! Make-up is weird,...
December 2011
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"When you get older, life seems to just sort of... →
Just trying to justify my 2 and a half years abroad.
November 2011
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October 2011
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September 2011
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August 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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I could be British!
Last few days at work, and inviting people to my leaving drinks. Me: Hey, come to my farewell drinks! American guy in office: YOU’RE LEAVING?! Me: Yeah, I’m going back to Australia. AGIO: YOU’RE AUSTRALIAN? Me: Err, yeah. Why, what do I sound like? AGIO: I dunno.. BRITISH! Me: Don’t I obviously have an Australian accent? AGIO: YOU DO NOW!!!
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“Ooh, a lady rider! I vote for her! £1 each way, please. Go sister suffragette!”
– My excitement at backing a female jockey at Windsor Races. - 6th June 2011
May 2011
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April 2011
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